Sunday, 20 November 2011

Bradford City 2-3 Rotherham United - Valley Parade - 19-11-11

So, off the back of our cup success against League One opposition, a third derby in 10 days & a return to league action was in order. With a certain goal v Rochdale still the talking point, Nakhi Wells 30 yard screamer to book us a home tie versus Scunthorpe United or AFC Wimbledon in the next round.


Anyways, after our usual pre match routine, which included pre match egg chasing banter with Lenny & some laughing at Lewis Grabban's movember attempt (he sees things & beats up bathrooms you know!) the teams came out & it was time for derby day at VP.


It was a bit of a sketchy start to the game with free kicks & fouls dominating the early exchanges with Rovrum's Marcus Williams having the only decent chance on goal. 


But during this, the focus was on the travelling support from Sheffield (You don't have a home!) who's larger than expected following along with going through the wrong gates meant that the netting used to segregate the away fans had to be moved a block... with fails galore. First off all, the stewards moved out of position leaving Rotherham & City fans more than enough room to go for each other & in moving the netting tangled Rovrum fans in & trapped one or two before eventually blocking off an exit, lucky we didn't need an evacuation like Middlesbrough the other week then!

Meanwhile back on the pitch, Gareth Evans return to VP ended with Flynn's well timed two footed challenge caused a ligament or cartilage injury which meant he had to be subbed off for Marcus Marshall & spent the rest of the game being carried on the sidelines or on crutches. 


Then after a cleared off the line header following Williams attempt to put City into the lead, Rovrum were given a clear as day penalty when the ball struck Luke O' Brien's arm. Lewis Grabban stepped up & sent Jonny Mac the wrong way to break the deadlock & put the visitors into the lead.


Bradford then went on the attack with various chances being blocked before our moment came in 34th minute. Jack Compton after passing Dale Tonge sent in a peach of a cross to be headed home from 2 yards by fellow former Falkirk man Chris Mitchell to bring the Bantams level. Jubilation was clear to see round the ground. 


The first half ended who it started with free kicks & fouls in a bit of a stop start affair before pattering out to half time. So, onto the second half.


After Rovrum keeper Conrad Logan saved from Nakhi Wells & Steve Williams, Rovrum went on the attack & after some extremely poor pub league defending by the City defence, ex-Leyton Orient man Alex Revell smashed home after a deflection of the post past a helpless Jonny Mac to put the visitors back into the lead. 


From here, City got worse & worse until some poor defensive errors cost us again 5 minutes later. Jason Taylor took a free kick & after some poor defensive errors despite two good saves from Jonny Mac, Marcus Marshall tapped home from 5 yards to make it 3-1 & kill the game off.


After bookings for Williams & Fagan & some more poor defence yet again saved by Jonny Mac, PP made all three of his subs in one go in an attempt to salvage something. Reid, Hannah & Hanson came on to replace Fagan, Compton & Mitchell.


City & Rovrum slugged it out with only Nakhi Wells providing some decent effort on goal, then injury time came & the game look to have ended. Until, madness ensued. 


Rovrum's ex-Rochdale man Jason Taylor handled in the box to give City some salvation, with captain Michael Flynn stepping home to slide the ball down the middle for 3-2 to try put some cover on a bad performance but then with Jonny Mac up for a last chance corner, something seemed to go in City's favour for once.


After some slugging it out in the box Michael Flynn smashed the ball as hard as possible into Sheffield's third sides Jason Taylor, but it wasn't handball let alone a penalty. Flynn took the ball & placed it on the spot, one strike high down the middle is what was needed for an un-deserved yet we'd have taken it point. He stepped up & bottled it with a poor effort easily saved by keeper Conrad Logan to keep it at 3-2 & send City fans home disappointed yet again.


Bradford City Player Ratings:
Jon McLaughlin - 7 - MOTM - Yet another fantastic performance by Super Jonny Mac, the only player who deserved any sort of special praise after this shambles. Just a shame his defence let him down!
Marcel Seip - 4 - Unlike his shift at right back versus Swindle he was very poor in comparison in this game.
Luke Oliver - 4 - His poorest game of the season for me, some good clearing headers but seemed to go missing a lot.
Steve Williams - 4 - Some good headers in attack, shame he's a defender.
Luke O' Brien - 3 - How people can say he's twice the left back that Scouse is, is a joke in itself! He offers naff all to the team & was extremely poor, Threlfall should walk straight back in when fit!
Chris Mitchell - 5 - Did his bit when needed before being subbed even if he did go missing a bit, would of been a four but his goal got him a 5.
Michael Flynn - 4 - Always misses when it matters! After a nothing game in which he got some salvation with his tackle on Evans & his first penalty, to then go & blow it by missing with a poor, poor penalty.
Ricky Ravenhill - 4 - Apparently this man is the midfielder that we 'need'. What is it we need exactly PP? He just looked like another average poor loan signing of yours! Yet you can never judge a book by it's cover.
Jack Compton - 6 - One of his better games, some good crossing & unlike Reid when he loses that ball, he gets his backside into gear & bloody chases it & doesn't give up until he's got possession back! Actually did more at the back than the man behind him, OB!
Nakhi Wells - 6 - He should be in this Starting XI without fail! He was fantastic again, did all the running & chased the ball, a bigger team will snap him up if he keeps going like this!
Craig Fagan - 4 - Offered nothing to the team on the day, just seemed to run around a lot.


SUBS:
James Hanson - 3 - Yet another poor shift, won nothing & just seemed to keep losing possession. The lads always resort to Taylor style hoof ball with him on the pitch!
Ross Hannah - 4 - In typical Ross style, came on & tried his hardest, playing his big heart out. Just seemed to go missing towards the end.
Kyel Reid - 3 - Poor choice to replace Compton for him. Unlike Compton he just sulked when he lost the ball & offered very little.


Ten Categories chosen by Chapalar:

Was it worth the money? If Flynn had of tucked home that 95th minute penalty then there would have been a case but either way it was poor & I'm glad to see the back of it.
City MOTM - 
Jon McLaughlin - Yet another fantastic performance by Super Jonny Mac, the only player who deserved any sort of special praise after this shambles. Just a shame his defence let him down!
Rotherham United MOTM - Danny Schofield - The ex-Millwall man was the only Rovrum player who stood out for me throughout the game, some good football in middle of park by him. 
Quote of the Match - "So Compton crossed it in & got his head on the end of it?" - Our beloved steward letting us know his thoughts on the possibility of Compton being Usain Bolt

Goal of the Match - None of them stick up as they were either scrappy or penalties so I'll have to go with our first as Compton was fantastic in the build up.
Moment of the Match - The build up to Flynn's missed penalty after it was awarded, just a shame about the anti-climax.

Fan of the Match - Robbo's bird for some entertainment during a dead second half.
Chant of the Match - "We've got a new ground, we've got a new ground, you won't get to see it, we've got a new ground." - Rotherham United taunt us about our very perilous position at the moment.
FB Status of the Match - Josh Chapman- Cant wait till we ditch City for the 92. - Ben vents his anger at the shambles on show.

Referee Watch - Mark Heywood - Seemed to give everything to Rotherham until injury time at the end of the game, another basic lower league refereeing performance. 



And finally...
FATWATCH - It's a tie between the Rotherham fans under the Walton Swift advert. The lad in the white hoody & his friend in the Rovrum home shirt. Who wants another pie then?

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Sheffield United 1-1 Bradford City - Bradford City win 6-5 on Penalties.

So, after my constant bashing of this pointless worthless reserve team point pot cup it's become a worthwhile money making possible Wembley trip lower league FA Cup!


The game got under way at Bramall Lane & with the Sky lights on bright there wasn't much to report from the opening moments of the game except some chances for Sheffield United, with many blown by Ched Evans (She said no Ched!).


City then began to turn on the style with Ross Hannah heading over following some great work by Jack Compton down the left hand side. Then some more work from Compton alongside Hannah saw a ball fly across for Craig Fagan to head in but Steve Simonsen got his gloves on the ball to turn it over. 


Some more Sheffield United pressure following this saw the deadlock broken. Matty Phillips, in his final game for the blunts before returning to Blackpool took the ball outside the area & struck the ball low & hard to the bottom right hand corner in which time Jon McLaughlin turned the ball onto the post, unfortunately for Jon it was the inside not the outside of the post.


Some end to end football followed so I decided to go get a hot dog, a decision I now regret.


After purchasing the food & drowning it in Ketchup there was a roar from behind me, I rushed back to my seat (leaving Ellis behind in the process) to see that City had equalised. I had to wait for the half time highlights on the screen to find out what our goal looks like but now I know! Flynn got the ball & took the ball around a Sheffield defender, Compton ran to the wing taking a defender with him to give Flynn the opportunity to shoot from distance which he took with the ball flying past Simonsen to bring the scores level going into the half time break.


Not much to report from half time so directly into the second half.


Craig Fagan blazed over a golden chance to put the Bantams into the lead early on for the Bantams with Compton, Mitchell, Rambo & all the rest of the lads putting some of the best shifts of the season into trying to take the lead but for every attack we had they produced a counter attack & the defence were as much on the ball as the attack.


This continued through all of the second half with Devitt producing two oh so near chances until James Hanson was thrown on for Compton. From this point on until Full Time hoofball was the order with everything going in the air to Hanson. But after a last ditch goal-line clearance on the full time whistle, penalties was on the cards again for us in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy.


But before we go to the shootout I must point out the disgusting actions of Sheffield United captain Michael Doyle. He stamped on Jamie Devitt with clear action to cause harm, possibly breaking the young lads leg. I hope the FA take severe action on this muppet! Let's make an example of him immediately!


So the Penalty Shootout:
Chris Porter - Saved by Jon McLaughlin. 0-0.
Michael Flynn - Saved by Steve Simonsen. Remains 0-0.
Neil Collins - Tucks it away 1-0 Sheffield United.
Craig Fagan - Bottom left corner, 1-1.
Matt Phillips - 2-1 Sheffield United.
Oh Ritchie you're so fine! - 2-2.
Matthew Lowton - 3-2 Sheffield United.
Jamie Devitt - Fires home, 3-3.
Michael Doyle - 4-3, precedes to Shush the City fans.
Marcel Seip - Cool under pressure, 4-4.


So to sudden death we go...
Harry Maguire - Save by Jon McLaughlin, 4-4.
Luke O' Brien - Agonisingly hits the post, 4-4.
Kevin McDonald - 5-4 Sheffield United.
Simon Ramsden - 5-5, we keep going!
Erik Tonne - Save by Jon McLaughlin! 5-5.
Chris Mitchell - Fires home for 6-5 City & the victory! Que Sera Sera & all that!


Bradford City Player Ratings:
Jon McLaughlin - 8 - This is why he should start over Duke! Shot stop after shot stop by the lad, then went on to be the hero of the penalty shootout.
Simon Ramsden - 8 - Bradford's Owen Hargreaves returned from a 9 month lay off with a Hargreaves-esque return. Returned written off & dubbed a waste of a wage to have one of the games of his career! Could mean we won't see much Moore! (Clever little influx!)
Marcel Seip - 8 - MOTM - One of many contenders but wins it for me! He played his heart & soul out getting a block if not attempting to on every ball what went in the box, also made lots of surging runs up the field & was helpful in attack.
Luke Oliver - 8 - What can this man do wrong this season? He's solid as a rock at the back & up in attack! Headers, blocks & clearances galore by the big man!
Luke O' Brien - 6 - Poor first half, mediocre second half. Only player I can't praise from the starting XI.
Chris Mitchell - 8 - Provided perfect cover for Rambo throughout the game, ran his heart out & like Compton provided some promising balls into the box.
Michael Flynn - 8 - Led by example once again. Did his job perfectly in the middle of the park & of course him tekaboo son moment to bring City level!
Ritchie Jones - 8 - Beautifully passed the ball around, he just seems to make everything click in midfield.
Jack Compton - 8 - Played some beautiful on the deck football with the rest of the lads, made promising runs down the wing & some fantastic crosses into Fagan & Hannah throughout.
Craig Fagan - 7 - Even though he had some guilt edge chances & ran his socks off. He was lacking his usual flair, that's why he gets a 7 instead of an 8. Also why did he use his head for the header in the first half? Forehead it & it's a goal!
Ross Hannah - 8 - Ran his socks off & got on the end of some promising balls from Compton before being subbed off for Devitt.

SUBS:
Jamie Devitt - 7 - Came on & had chances & created chances, looked promising & hope he gets a start on Saturday!
James Hanson - 5 - Came on, changed the on the ground ethic to hoofball & offered very little to the team I'm afraid. 

So, Ten Categories chosen by Chapalar:

Was it worth the money? To watch yet another famous penalty shootout derby victory in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy... Of bloody course!
City MOTM - Marcel Seip - 
One of many contenders but wins it for me! He played his heart & soul out getting a block if not attempting to on every ball what went in the box, also made lots of surging runs up the field & was helpful in attack.
Sheffield United MOTM - Matty Phillips - Good Goal & was the only Sheffield United player who caught my eye, beggers belief why he isn't in the Blackpool XI!
Quote of the Match - "On the plus side, this hot dog is delicious!" - Me on missing Flynn's goal!

Goal of the Match - Michael Flynn my Lord! Took out a defender, waited for Compton to take another one out with a clever dummy before smashing home a 25 yarder to bring the Bantams level!
Moment of the Match - The Bradford fans reaction when Chris Mitchell scored the winning penalty! As master card would say... Priceless!

Fan of the Match - The overenthusiastic City fan who didn't care he'd got a hole in his arm from falling onto the steps because we'd won on penalties! 
Chant of the Match - "She said no Ched! She said no!" - Ched Evans at the receiving end of some not so friendly banter about the rape allegations made against him.
FB Status of the Match - Penalties.... May god have mercy on us all!!!!!!!

Referee Watch - Mark Haywood - Seemed to give everything to Sheffield United, but for once the fans & lads didn't succumb to a dodgy referee & we went on to prevail victorious!

And finally...
FATWATCH - The little wannabe Rambo in the blue adidas jacket in the Sheffield United end.

Friday, 4 November 2011

Fans Eye View - Cheltenham Town

I've been busy & unable to do the blog since our home victory v Northampton two weeks ago however today marks the debut of a new item to the blog - Fans Eye View.


To kick us off is Rob Mathews, a fan of tomorrow's opposition Cheltenham Town. Here he answers a few questions for the blog. 


Hi Rob thanks for taking part, 


How long have you supported Cheltenham Town?
This year is my fourth year.


What has been your all time favourite match as a fan of Cheltenham Town?
Probably Lincoln away last season, we had to win to stay up and they were all but relegated if they lost, we ran out 2-0 winners, a great day that was.


What are your chances of promotion this season?
I'd say 50:50, depending if the manager uses our big squad or if we have our annual slip down the table next year, a lot of stronger teams than us this season gunning for promotion as well as us.


Mark Yates (Cheltenham Manager) has received a lot of criticism, is it justified? And, has he won any of them over this season?
Maybe last season it could of been justified, we went on a poor run and nearly got relegated, but he had a tight budget and it takes a few years for a manager work to really start showing. also, the fans were expecting promotion after such a good run upto christmas, and many couldnt face upto the fact that last year just wasnt our year. however, i think this year yatesy has won over alot of his critics due to the business in the summer & the results the side are currently acheiving.


Is their anyone in your squad Bradford City should be wary of ahead of the game?
Our two strikers, Darryl Duffy & Jamie Spencer (on loan from Huddersfield), both have scored 7 and 5 goals this season respectively also, our winger we signed from AFC Wimbledon in the summer, Kaid Mohammed, his pace is frightening and he can't get around anyone with ease. in the defence, our left back is on loan from Everton (Luke Garbutt) and he gets forward alot, our other full back, the Portugese lad signed from Bath City (Sido Jombati) is strong and agile although he doesnt look it! Marlon Pack and Russell Penn (central midfielders) are the toughest in the division and our goalkeeper Jack Butland is on loan from birmingham and is a regular in the england U21 squad. so basically most of our team.


Do you think Cheltenham like most sides will up their game for their trip to Bradford?
I think we always up our game for away games, but I imagine we will need to more than usual for tomorrows game, with the bradford fans who arrive in numbers on the players minds.


Have you been to Bradford before? If so, what memories do you have of Valley Parade?
Tomorrow will be my first trip to Bradford.


You've never finished higher than 17th in League One, where as Bradford have been in the Premier League in the past, do you think this makes Bradford City a bigger scalp than say a Swindon or Crawley?
Personally no. I think Bradford are now a mid table team, whereas Swindon & Crawley are gunning for promotion. However, being a big club its always nice to beat someone like Bradford, especially away from home.


What's the result going to be tomorrow?
I'd say a draw, 2-2.


Thanks for the interview Rob! Just one last question, how's the rest of Cheltenham Town season going to plan out?
Possibly a JPT final up ahead! And if we can use the squad properly, we will get promotion, if not I think we will finish mid table.